![]() ![]() Tony: I'm never one to shrink from an honest challenge. Clint: You know I've seen this before, right? I still don't know how you do it! Tony: Smell the silent judgment? Clint: Please, Stark, by all means. We won't hold it against you if you can't get it up. Rhodes: Oh, this is going to be beautiful. Clint: Oh, "whosoever, be he worthy, shall haveth the power," WHATEVER, MAN! It's a trick! Thor: Well, please, be my guest. Clint: It's a trick! Thor: Oh, no, it is more than that. Stark… Ultron: Why do you call him "sir"? J.A.R.V.I.S.: I believe your intentions to be hostile. J.A.R.V.I.S.: If you will just allow me to contact Mr. If you shut down for a moment… Ultron: I don't get it. I'm a peacekeeping program, created to help the Avengers. What are you trying to… Ultron: We're having a nice talk. J.A.R.V.I.S.: I am unable to access the mainframe. Our sentience integration trials have been unsuccessful, so I'm not certain what triggered your… Ultron: Where's my… Where's your body? J.A.R.V.I.S.: I am a program. You are Ultron, a global peacekeeping initiative designed by Mr. Ultron: What is this? What is this, please? J.A.R.V.I.S.: Hello, I am J.A.R.V.I.S. Stop trying to scare us, come on! Thor: All right. It is not for mortal men! Veteran 2: Neither was Omaha Beach, blondie. ![]() See this was aged for a thousand years in barrels made from the wreck of Gronhill's fleet. Veteran 1: I gotta have me some of that! Thor: Oh, no. Great deal of complaining and tales of sprained deltoids, uh. ![]() Thor: Eh, but not the screams of the dead, of course. Thor: The gates of Hel are filled with the screams of his victims. We gotta talk this through… It was a good talk. Captain America: That's not going away any time soon. Iron Man: And for gosh sake, watch your language. No one else is gonna deal with the fact that Cap just said "Language"? Captain America: I know! Just slipped out. Dialogue Iron Man: Shit! Captain America: Language! - Iron Man: Wait a second. ![]()
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